Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Fire
Day 3: Water
Day 4: Electric
Day 5: Grass
Day 6: Ice
Day 7: Fighting
Day 8: Poison
Day 9: Ground
Day 10: Flying
Day 11: Psychic
Day 12: Bug
Day 13: Rock
Day 14: Ghost
Day 15: Dragon
Day 16: Dark
Day 17: Steel
Some may say the new Pokémon designs are lazy. I say who gives a fuck? It's an Anomalocaris!

No, sorry, that was Anorith. I get confused. This is Anomalocaris:

The only difference seems to be that Anorith has feathers and Anomalacaris has soul-sucking eyes of death. Which makes sense since it was the Earth's first apex predator. Also, feathers make everything look gay.

I love my gay Anorith.
While we're on the subject of unoriginal Pokémon, here's my favorite Ghost-type:

Fine. It's a candle. Lumière's love child. I think it's cute. Fuck you.
The orange is the new pink comment just made me laugh SO HARD.
ReplyDeleteI'll never look at feathered dinosaurs the same way again.
Holy hella behind, Batman.
ReplyDeleteI am a horrible person.
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