Monday, October 25, 2010

Disclaimer: Memes are not intended to educate.

Every day will be a different type. Post your favorite Pokémon of that day’s type. Provide a picture and an explanation as to why you love it.

Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Fire
Day 3: Water
Day 4: Electric
Day 5: Grass
Day 6: Ice
Day 7: Fighting
Day 8: Poison
Day 9: Ground
Day 10: Flying
Day 11: Psychic
Day 12: Bug
Day 13: Rock
Day 14: Ghost
Day 15: Dragon
Day 16: Dark
Day 17: Steel


I had a hard time picking out my favorite Water-type Pokémon. One of the new Generation V 'mons is Water/Ghost, which is a pretty awesome type combination, but mostly it just has a pretty awesome handlebar mustache:


If you find yourself suddenly craving Pringles, do not be alarmed. This is perfectly natural.


Ultimately, I had to go with Sharpedo. Who, wait for it... wait for it...





I said, wait for it.





... is a MOTHERFUCKING SHARK TORPEDO.


I can sense you asking a very stupid question right now, and to save you some embarrassment, the answer is jet propulsion.


Shark + Torpedo = Awesome. What more do you need? Okay, maybe a handlebar mustache, but now you're getting greedy.

The thing is: This dude is fast. And his Attack is huge. He will be all up on your shit while you are out with your mistress, and you will be off your guard because the sun will be shining, and there won't be a cloud in the sky, and you will be tanning on your yacht made of gold, looking forward to a peanut butter and jelly and sex sandwich later, or maybe something freaky, like not using any bread this time, and Sharpedo will sink your fucking yacht and impregnate your mistress faster than you can say, "OMG THIS ENTIRE SCENARIO IS COMPLETELY PLAUSIBLE."


As with Mike Tyson, you must not look Sharpedo in the eyes. (Also pictured: Crawdaunt, a giant fucking lobster. May potentially be delicious with butter unless it has you with butter first.)

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