The humiliating yet satisfying (and occasionally messy) experience of writing a book.
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOUR NAME WILL BE ON A COVER LIKE THAT!!!Also, if you want me not to scream in hysterical rage when I look at your blog, keep that horrid woman out of it.
If the Doctor can't control River Song, I don't see how I can be expected to control her.
You can control her. Because you don't dislike guns like the Doctor does.
But she has a gun too! A laser gun!
Lasers are just lights. Get a mirror and it'll reflect right back at her.