As you can see, it's only Tuesday, and I'm already more than halfway to 1,000. So kudos to me, but it's actually kind of exhausting. I am at my computer A LOT. I should invest in a fluffier butt pillow.
Also, my knee hurts and Q tells me it's because I'm old. She's wrong. It's because I've been dream-kneeing her in the vag.
In my spare time, I've been reading Blogger, Beware. If you were ever into Goosebumps, even just a little bit, it's good for some zealous guffaws. Or, you know... whatever.